Useless Pages

» All Too Flat
   Geeky humor, backwards Google searches, the Bible According to Cheese, help with pet names and an advice column from a halibut.
   http://www.alltooflat.com/

» 306WD.com
   Procrastination aids, bad pickup lines, taco humor and chipmunks.

   
   http://www.306wd.com/

» 5ives: Merlin's Lists of Five Things
   Updated periodically.

   
   http://www.5ives.com/

» Alien Central
   Featuring a variety of alien and abductee topics, including an alien chat bot, abduction request forms and a forum.

   
   http://www.aliencentral.com/

» Altering Time
   A blend of geeky and technical humor, reviews of useless sites, news commentary and multimedia.

   
   http://www.alteringtime.com/

» Baney
   The adventures of a little green frog with a big personality.

   
   http://www.baney.co.uk/

» Become A Gnome.com
   Visitors can turn themselves into gnomes, and back again.

   
   http://becomeagnome.com

» Blah Blah Blah
   Visitors are challenged to find the hidden meaning.

   
   http://athensohio.net/entertainment/blahblahblah/

» Blue Duck With Fangs
   A semi-vampiric waterfowl.

   
   http://blueduckwithfangs.i8.com/

» Brampton Bugle
   Spoof newspaper website, covering a number of surreal topics, a fake advice column and bizarre advertisements.

   
   http://www.brampton-bugle.co.uk

» Broadswords and Bunnies
   A dedication to cute and cuddly things and metal harbringers of death.

   
   http://www.broadswordsnbunnies.co.uk

» Buzzword Free Zone
   Home of the Koolefant, URL toys and random poetry.

   
   http://x42.com/

» Candyboots
   A collection of disturbing pictures from old Weightwatchers recipe cards and children's books.

   
   http://www.candyboots.com/

» Cate's Garage Sale Finds
   A showcase of bizarre and disturbing items found at garage sales.

   
   http://www.catesgarage.com/

» Contacting George W. Bush
   Visitors can try to get in touch the president to exchange views.

   
   http://www.uups-peinlich.de/contacting-george-w-bush.htm

» Crazythoughts.com
   A list of oxymorons and humorous questions to ponder.

   
   http://www.crazythoughts.com/

» CreepyGuy
   A self-confessed creepy guy reveals all.

   
   http://www.creepyguy.com/

» Daffodil
   A long and completely incomprehensible fairy story.

   
   http://www.e-drivel.co.uk/

» Dave's Web Of Lies
   Offering a new lie every day, plus a listing of all the lies of the week and a searchable database.

   
   http://www.davesweboflies.com/

» Doggieville
   Original humor to amuse your inner hamster.

   
   http://www.doggieville.co.uk/

» Dogs in Cars
   A gallery of automobiles with canines in them.

   
   http://www.dogsincars.co.uk/

» Dr Speedbump's Attention Deficit Compan
   A mix of satire, philosophy, abruptly-ending fiction and lobotomies.

   
   http://drspeedbump.8m.com/

» EggEgg!
   Surreal comic strip with political leanings.

   
   http://eggegg.comicgenesis.com/

» Encyclopedia Darcica
   Compendium of pointless lists and questionable essays.

   
   http://www.realisis.ca/darcica/

» FOUND magazine
   Photographs of found objects. Images and RealAudio samples, and they accept actual found objects by mail.

   
   http://www.foundmagazine.com

» Find My Twin
   Visitors can try to match themselves up with people with identical physical characteristics.

   
   http://findmytwin.idavista.com/

» Freaking Kids
   Shows a personal hate of many things in this world, headlining the hate of children and their behavior.

   
   http://freakingkids.tripod.com

» Fun Latin
   Expressions not found in the classics but might make a great bumper sticker.

   
   http://www.columbia.edu/cu/augustine/arch/omnibus.html

» Giant Lava Lamp
   A small town in Washington is trying to build a lava lamp. Request for help, and computer simulated pictures of what the lamp might look like.

   
   http://www.giantlavalamp.com/

» Gift Horse
   Place to find pointless, thoughtless, and the most unsuitable gifts for everyone, plus random advice.

   
   http://www.wellandweb.co.uk/gifthorse/

» Global Honk
   A place for the gullible to learn about the world around them.

   
   http://www.globalhonk.com/

» How To Keep An Idiot Busy
   Timewasting exercise using a computer mouse.

   
   http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html

» Hyperhero
   Information about this powerful superhero, his heroic deeds and his inventions.

   
   http://www.hyperhero.com/en/

» Invertit
   The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, written backwards.

   
   http://www.levird.com

» It's Better Tinned Than Fresh
   Surreal humour, featuring Lazarus the off-color zebra, a gallery for trolleybus fetishists and a strange guide to Ashby de la Zouch.

   
   http://www.itsbettertinnedthanfresh.co.uk/

» Iur - My Life
   The life of a rejected mains plug.

   
   http://www2.hemsida.net/anders/iur/hem.html

» JanPieter.com
   Disjointed concepts and unsettling humor.

   
   http://www.janpieter.com/

» Lakeside Nature Preserve, Gun Club and Home for the Insane
   A community of beer-loving people living under an energy-field dome. Photographs of dangerous cows and giant frogs.

   
   http://www.orehole.com

» Learn to Count to Ten
   Using both Arabic numerals and human digits.

   
   http://countten.free.fr/

» Lonely Socks
   Collection of pictures of single socks looking for their match. Accepts submissions.

   
   http://www.lonelysocks.co.uk/

» Manatees Crashed Cars of Kuwait
   Clearly one of the more dangerous places in the world to drive.

   
   http://crazyshit.org/

» Medieval Motorcycle Maintenance
   Advice on how to clean a carburettor, written in Olde English.

   
   http://www.cybertripe.co.uk/

» Meet Humples
   A simple animated monkey in a wide variety of outfits.

   
   http://dragondude.dr.funpic.org/

» Name Translations
   Humorous definitions of people's first names.

   
   http://www.nametranslation.co.uk/names/meaning/

» Number Of The Moment
   Visitors can find their Karmic number and have its significance explained.

   
   http://dex50.50megs.com/number

» Pick The Worst
   Visitors can choose the worst option out of several bad scenarios.

   
   http://www.picktheworst.com/

» Pointless Site
   Featuring both possible and impossible mazes, and a collection of dead and blank links.

   
   http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/nopoint/

» Shameface
   A group of California teens show their creativity and lack of talent through articles, videos, and Flash animations.

   
   http://www.shameface.com/

» Soundalikes.com
   Visitors can compare expeiences and notes from those times that one song turns into another in their head.

   
   http://www.soundalikes.com/

» Sox: Sock Monkey with a Harley
   Photos of Sox in a variety of situations: riding his motorcycle, eating, relaxing and working out.

   
   http://soxmonkey.homestead.com/scrapbook.html

» Star Wars Action Figure Webcam
   The life and times of the Star Wars action figues sitting on a desk.

   
   http://www.ebondi.com.au/starwars.asp

» Stuff That Sucks
   A list of several thousand things that are deeply annoying or depressing.

   
   http://geocities.com/stuff_that_sucks/

» Surreel Toon Supply Company
   Cartoon supply company provides online searchable knowledge base and trouble ticket system for customers. Humorous technical support issues are posted for your amusement.

   
   http://beetletek.com/surreel/

» The Brink of Insanity
   Various topics including Duct Tape Man, Sockweb, a horrorscope and poetry. Features a challenging navigation system.

   
   http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/wasteofspace/

» The Longest Domain
   Demonstrating a 67 character domain name.

   
   http://www.thepersonwithanewideaisacrank-untiltheideasucceeds-by-marktwain.com/

» The Official Shotgun Rules
   Detailed guidance on how to call shotgun before riding in a vehicle.

   
   http://theshotgunrules.com/

» The Pointless Dot Com
   Providing readers with as little meaningful content as possible.

   
   http://thepointless.com/

» The Realm of Niftyness
   Interactive games, crudely drawn adventures, Ask Skippy, and a tour of a real college dorm room.

   
   http://www.niftyness.com/

» The Star of David Jewish Ninja Shiruken
   The weapon of an ancient and secret martial art.

   
   http://www.merriol.freeserve.co.uk/products/ninja.htm

» The Stupid Pastimes on the Web Site
   Includes Build Your Own Cow, the Incredible Bouncing E-mail and the Cleanest Page on the Web.

   
   http://members.tripod.com/~spows/

» The Useless Information Society
   Useless news, rants, writing, discussion, and links.

   
   http://www.myspace.com/theuis

» Tits or Eyes?
   Visitors are given the chance to identify a stylized anatomical part.

   
   http://www.geocities.com/titsoreyes/

» Twistedmindz
   A collection of sketch videos, flash games, animations, and audio clips. Also features a forum.

   
   http://www.twistedmindz.co.uk/

» VCR Clock Error
   A cross between a server error and a misconfigured VCR.

   
   http://www.vcrclock.com/

» Wah Kazoo
   Experience the sound of a kazoo through a wah-pedal.

   
   http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ed.nurse/wahkazoo/index2.html

» Watching Paint Dry
   A real-time webcam view of this exciting spectator activity, plus other equally interesting subjects.

   
   http://www.watching-paint-dry.com/

» Your Driver Is
   An innovative way for bus passengers to insult and poke fun at their driver.

   
   http://www.freewebs.com/yourdriveris/driver.htm

» Zasx.com
   Countdowns to memorable and not-so-memorable days, a running total of free AOL hours and the weather in Regina, Saskatchewan.

   
   http://www.zasx.com/

» ZevZek.com
   Featuring games, karaoke and media downloads. In English and Turkish.

   
   http://www.zevzek.com/index_en.html

» Zombo.com
   Where you'll always get a warm welcome. Requires Flash and audio.

   
   http://www.zombo.com/