Programming

» Computer Programming Humor
   Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.

   
   http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm

» Computer Stupidities
   Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.

   
   http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml

» Epigrams in Programming
   List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.

   
   http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html

» Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
   A song kind of by Paul Simon.

   
   http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html

» Hacker's Wisdom
   Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.

   
   http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/

» Hello, World Page
   Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.

   
   http://www.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml

» Holger's Humor Page
   Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.

   
   http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html

» How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
   Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.

   
   http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm

» Jargon File
   Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.

   
   http://catb.org/jargon/

» Laugh Along with GNU
   Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.

   
   http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html

» Life of Programmer
   Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.

   
   http://tellingjokes.com/j/lop.htm

» Programming Languages are Like Women
   Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.

   
   http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html

» Programming is a Weird and Wacky World
   Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.

   
   http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/progwack.htm

» Quotes about Programmers
   Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.

   
   http://www.sysprog.net/quotpgmr.html

» Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
   Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.

   
   http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html

» Reflections on Trusting Trust
   An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.

   
   http://portal.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=358210

» Softpanorama Humor Archive
   Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.

   
   http://www.softpanorama.org/Bulletin/Humor/index.shtml

» Softwarequotes.com
   Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.

   
   http://www.softwarequotes.com/

» The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life
   A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.

   
   http://www.alphaandomega.nl/

» The Commentator
   A program for generating comments automatically, customizable by FUD factor, profanity, self-importance, verbosity, humor level, and bitterness.

   
   http://www.cenqua.com/commentator/

» The Daily WTF
   Offers daily posts of user-submitted examples of bad code and software design.

   
   http://thedailywtf.com/

» The Evolution of a Programmer
   Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.

   
   http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html

» The Retrocomputing Museum
   Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.

   
   http://catb.org/~esr/retro/

» The Tao Of Programming
   Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.

   
   http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html